suffokateing:

tickettoheaven:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so messed up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty freaking metal

I’d say it’s pretty freaking

bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

dailymagic:

georgia-dream:

This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.

Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment. 

too soon

randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

(Source: lecterer)

(Source: fallendoria)

(Source: trenchcas)

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

(Source: rycbthefandomsarecoming)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im a little overwhelmed by all this sudden freedom

(Source: grindlebone)

(Source: trustyourdoctah)

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what